What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?